a candidate profile, corrected by the candidate. (parody)
Pick your anti- energy
the portal speaks HR. the margins speak Adit.
"open to work" — quietly panicking recruiters since 2025 →
the numbers are real → HR didn't believe them either. we attached receipts.
side projects = what he does instead of posting "humbled to announce" →
UNCLE APPROVED
Adit Saxena
Adit Saxena
Product Designer · KredX · Delhi NCR · B.Des (DTU)
OPEN TO WORK
98%
MATCH
HEADLINE
Converting complex workflows into intuitive experiences
KEY STRENGTHS
multi-talented · data-driven · excellent communicator · prototypes in code · applied psychology
EXPERIENCE — CLICK FOR THE FULL FILE
SIDE PROJECTS
EDUCATION
B.Des DTU (2021–25) · ML (Duke) · AI Engg (IBM)
NOTICE PERIOD
Negotiable
← translation: i make complex things boring to use. in a good way.
← struck the lies. "multi-talented" = limited interests. "communicator" = my metrics do the talking.
← 98% match. the missing 2% is small talk. you won't miss it.
← "negotiable" = the resignation email is drafted. it's A/B tested. variant B has a gif.