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energy
Seema Aunty
can get you married before you're hired.
Sharma Uncle
helps everyone get to FAANG aka Forever Applying, Always Not Getting
YOU ARE HERE
Gupta Properties
sold 30 flats. and 60 souls. would sell anything & everything for a cut.
Priya the Telecaller
Sharda over Harvard anyday. can manipulate you into thinking I'm not the best for the role.
WHATEVER, SURPRISE ME →
the portal speaks HR. the margins speak Adit.
"open to work" — quietly panicking recruiters since 2025 →
the numbers are real → HR didn't believe them either. we attached receipts.
side projects = what he does instead of posting "humbled to announce" →
UNCLE APPROVED
Adit Saxena
Product Designer · KredX · Delhi NCR · B.Des (DTU)
OPEN TO WORK
98%
MATCH
HEADLINE
Converting complex workflows into intuitive experiences
KEY STRENGTHS
multi-talented
· data-driven ·
excellent
communicator · prototypes in code · applied psychology
EXPERIENCE — CLICK FOR THE FULL FILE
2025–NOW
KredX
· factoring 0→1 ·
−50% time on task
· NPS 43%+ · open file →
2024–25
STAGE
· trailers in browse ·
+13% engagement
· 37% feedback adoption · open file →
2022 & 24
nurture.farm
· 15+ field interviews ·
+8% efficiency
· open file →
SIDE PROJECTS
SplitX — A/B testing engine →
PDF Builder →
Schmooze case study →
EDUCATION
B.Des DTU (2021–25) · ML (Duke) · AI Engg (IBM)
NOTICE PERIOD
Negotiable
← translation: i make complex things boring to use. in a good way.
← struck the lies. "multi-talented" = limited interests. "communicator" = my metrics do the talking.
← 98% match. the missing 2% is small talk. you won't miss it.
← "negotiable" = the resignation email is drafted. it's A/B tested. variant B has a gif.